Government Stools

Howdy, PunderStruck Fans and welcome to a blog post. I'd like to cut to the chase. I have a beef with stools. Coffee shop stools, to be more specific. On the rare occasion I go into a coffee shop long enough to sit down and chill out, my butt screams in protest (my rump has since grown sentient and weeps when I sit down).

Honestly, I'm beginning to suspect that coffee shop stools were designed by the government to torture prisoners of war. They seem to be made of steel and have no back, so I can't even relax, which displeases my sentient rump. I've tried standing up, but then I feel like one of those businessmen who go inside the coffee shop to make a work call and never actually order anything.

While I'm on the topic of coffee shops, I personally think people who spend 4 hours in a Cafe should pay rent. If you agree, please send letters to the president titled "Why Laptop People Should be Punished". Actually, please don't. The Laptop People know who they are.

Anyhow, let's get to comics!

Honestly, this is how every Disney Cruise should end. This strip was based on reports that China was conducting military drills in the South China Sea.

Let's take a peek at some other comics:

I think it's funny imagining zombie teenagers saying weird slang like "Keep it 100 with me, bruh".

Sadly, this is the kind of thing I would probably do. Just trying to keep it 100, bruh.

Well, I think after a quick essay on how coffee shop chairs are used to torture prisoners and a strip about Mickey Mouse getting killed by Chinese missiles, I'm just about done with this blog.

I plan to make a post detailing my artistic process (I mostly guzzle soda and cry), so look out for that in the near future.

Adios!

Link to my free posters: https://www.punderstruckcomics.com/blank-page