You Are Deer

No matter what you do, you'll never be one of them. You will always be...an ungulate (Little science joke there, for all you fairly-odd brothers out there).

Welcome back to my (semi-annual, at this point) weekly roundup of the week's PunderStruck comics, including a short paragraph or two about whatever I feel like. So without further ado, let's begin!

In case you haven't heard, the baseball season officially got underway a few days ago. This means that, like every year, I have to do fantasy baseball. At this point, I just want to win my league once before I go out, so that I can have the little medal/achievement thing in my profile. Yes, folks. I'm that desperate for a Yahoo medal.

For those of you not interested in sports, I've also been making comics that I'll, as per the norm, forget about for months until I excavate them from the depths of my home filing cabinet what feels like ages later. I really need an alarm or something. Or maybe just something to slap me across the face whenever I forget about my weekly post. Please don't build me that.

I also might need a new anthology here soon, with all of the new comics I've made since the first one. You can build a slap-bot for that one.

Okay, people! Enough of my practice for hosting a long-form sketch show! Comics time:

In hindsight, I realized that I made all of his teeth the same size. I don't know why. But anyway, that's my expert insight on this cartoon.

I recently went out and ate seafood at a restaurant a couple of hours from my home. Someone near my table ordered an entire uncooked fish. I have to say, I felt like the eyes on that Cod were watching me.

This comic was supposed to take place in a high school of some sort. Now it just looks like some elderly retirement home. That, or these are some very overdeveloped children.

No one does puns like me. Unless, of course, they're starin' at beautiful women, or walkin' like they talk it (Like how Bob Marley does). I suppose one could also come as they are.

Ba-Dum...Crash!

I know you're all laughing your heads off, so I'm gonna go ahead and leave until the next one.

Adios!