Days of Old

Welcome, once again, to another nonsensical rant by yours truly, Dashiell Mulé! Let's start with a particularly gruesome strip:

That guy shouldn't have laughed. He's the one who looks like he's 3 feet tall. The other two vikings also look more like hobos than warriors. As for the tiny helmet, what I'm wondering is where he found such tiny horns. Maybe from a dwarf bull (I'm not quite sure where viking horns come from. Bulls, maybe? Goats?).

This is kind of weird, but I sometimes wonder how vikings cleaned their axes. They probably get blood stains all over their weapons (from going and killing people, like normal people do). If they put the weapons in water, It would rust, and I don't think metal polish existed then. So how would they clean their axes and swords? Maybe it was a cool thing. Like the more blood and flesh you had on your weapon, the cooler you were. And don't ask me why they would've thought that blood stains were cool, because I have absolutely no idea. Well, this has shown you the twisted things I wonder about.

Let's end this blog post with one of my favorite strips:

NOTE: I have no idea how having a log display would help you hunt. But it's a comic. It doesn't always have to make sense.

Well, I've imprisoned you long enough. I'm sure you have better things to do than talk about metal polish and blood stains. So be free, and I'll see you next time!